I screw my brother’s wife
I am the slithering snake in the grass
I am the yukky stuff that clogs the veins of the government
I am the leech that sucks the national purse.
Look at my two tone shoes from Milan
Real tweed suit from London – Prince Charles wears one like it
Metal facility Walkman from L.A.
Best vodka in town from my last trip to Moscow
I am the maggot that feeds off a juicy beast called ZIMCORD.
You must admit my video is good
I got it duty free in Brussels
I even managed a video copy of ‘Deep Throat’ with the change
Now I can watch ‘Dallas’ in colour
I have an eye for a good buy.
I am a little fella called the bottomless pit
I am a good citizen, I have faith in the government.
I never tire of gorging the good life
I have friends in the right places
I shall buy my personal copy of ‘Staying Alive’
On my conference trip to Paris next week.
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